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hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

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Meh

I have an ultrasound tomorrow.
2 months ago I would be stoked,
Now I’m just discouraged because he’s still not here.

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Anonymous asked: hahaha

Oh yeah?

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unwinona: Can’t decide… Murder… Or hug…. I’m gonna go with MURD—no, wait, hug.  I’m going with hug.
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Me: I will have sex with you if you go get me a slurpee
Michael: *walking out of the door* You better really do it this time
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jimb0slyf3: This should be a top news story.
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disneylandguru: This is really beautiful 
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