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But I imagine it’s a lot like being 9 months pregnant, forever
zapppping: just-another-puzzle: markohppus: bceky: markohppus: giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying only after i eat mexican food olé omg
Michael doesn’t seem to understand– That Im due in 5 days. Tomorrow is our anniversary so he has apparently planned something out of town. All he said was “pack something nice for dinner and then clothes to sleep in and wear home tomorrow” I’m really not comfortable going out of town right now, esp when I have no...
I’m 39 weeks and no longer working. You’re welcome to come any time now tiny sir! I have the option to have my membranes swept on tuesday, does anyone have and insight on if it’s even worth it?
I have to work in an hour, yet I’m sitting on my ass eating caramel corn rice cakes. Tonight is my last shift, and therefor I give zero fucks.
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Finding out you have WAY more money than you knew about, is seriously the best feeling ever! I sold 11 shares of stock that my great grandpa had put in my name when I was a baby. It only came to about $300, but hey, that’s more money for while I’m on leave. Took the check to my grandparents house so they could cash it in their bank. (I hate banks so my name is on one of their accounts,...
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Dr. told me that next tuesday (I’ll be 39 & 2) I have the option of having my membranes stripped! Which I know hurts and has only a 50% success rate, but still. I REALLY want his birthday to be on the 15th and that would give it a really good chance.
sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
sluttyoliveoil: once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone” 100% my mother
Today just got so amazing
A. My sister will be here Tuesday B. SHE IS MOVING BACK HERE IN JULY! C. My brother is flying brotis here! (My brothers both moved to cali, I took care of his beautiful American bulldog/pit mix for a few months until they got a house. Now they just don’t have time for him so I get him back.) I’m obviously extremely excited
Slept until 1, which never happens seeing as my dog is like a toddler & feels that if he is up, I need to be too. Cleaned the house before the guys got home. Made myself & the dogs lunch (they’re out of food and I wont have a car until close to 5 so they got half of my chicken alfredo to tie them over) Now laying around watching harry potter for a while! I may take the dogs for a...